Wednesday, August 1, 2012


A Redemptive Quality About Zombie:*
Zombie is going to eat you.
It doesn't matter where you're from.
It doesn't matter who you hang around.
It doesn't matter what video game console you prefer.
It doesn't matter whether you stand for or against windshield wipers.
It doesn't matter if you spend your time training with rifles or kicking raccoons.
All the matters to Zombie is that you taste delicious.  Because apparently, you do.
The only thing you can do to make Zombie not want to eat you is get eaten by a different Zombie first.  Congratulations, now you are Zombie.  
And no one wants to eat themselves.  
That's just gross.

Now, I hate to alter the ARQAZ format this early in the game, but I'm not going to be offering my own two cents after pointing out each redemptive quality.
What makes Zombie perfect at embodying these attributes, I could never hope to emulate in life or capture in written word...  I would probably do more to cause to you to discriminate if I were to rant on as if I'm the the end-all in everything indiscriminatory.  
Because I'm not.  And if you can read this, you aren't either.

Therefore, I won't rant on about it. 

You know what the word means. 

And it goes both ways.

*entire subject matter of this and any related post is hypothetical and therefore validity of statements herein has never been proven in a scientific or any other manner.  If you attempt to argue with me on this or any related topic, you are acting outside the bounds of logic and may be ignored.


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